STaLkinG EY3-CaNDiES

I feel so sorry for poor Mei San.

We were supposed to have lunch with her at Buccaneer but we were late so she left. She was really disappointed about it. I feel so bad. I tried to call her but no one picked up.

Well… Sharon and I roamed about our little boring but safe town (I must be positive about things now)

Oh!! Sharon had gotten her braces off yet. Her teeth are so SMALL. I always thought they were big until she gotten her braces off. Maybe it’s all the shiny metal that makes it seem bigger than they actually are, eh, Sharon?

Hur hur! Just kidding!

I think you look fantastic and you know you do!

I’m really happy for you!

Now we have to wait for Soo Hui to get hers off… a few more years to go. Yay.

Back to today, we still had some fun on our outing. Alex came instead of Soo Hui who cannot make it due to a dental appointment.

It’s kinda hard to hang out with different people and say the same things.

I ate till I almost burst. ARGH!

Why do I always give in into temptation?

Case scenario

Me :: *sees ice cream* … *Mega Huge Gasp* … *DROOL*

Inner voice :: Lissshhhhaaaaaaa… you must resist!

Me :: *scoffing ice cream* Did I hear something?

Let’s see what I had today while on the outing with my mates:

• A fruit yoghurt drink
• A coke
• Cheesy wedges (Yummy!)
• Garlic Bread
• A chocolate ice-blended drink

YEESH!

Must really start working out.

Oh, didn’t see any “liang zai” (handsome guys) while out.

Why? KB is experiencing an extinction of good-looking guys?

Or is everyone busy studying?

ARGHHHH!!! Results are coming out soon!

*runs around in circles*

Lesson 1 in Stalking:

1 Find a suitable stalkee

Here are some good examples:

Top Stalkable Caucasian Guys

1. Orlando Bloom

2. Johnny Depp

3. Brad Pitt

4. Rooster

5. The blonde one from A*Teens

but these guys are too hard to stalk. Think of the expenses in order to fly to where they are and stalk them.

Unless you're living in America then okay, go ahead.

For us Asians, nothing is better than stalking good looking guys without forking out too much.

Top Stalkable Asian Guys

1. Edison Chan

2. Shawn Yue

3. SKY

4. Zai Zai from F4

5. The mysterious Shawn

Who is this mysterious Shawn? Well, I don’t know. All I know is that Yong Hwee showed his friendster profile to me and PHWOAR!

He’s Mr. Edison Chan look-alike. Yes, ma’am.

Just take a look at his pretty picture. Isn’t he simply delicious?

Alex agrees that Sky is hot. She says that he’s very “killing” with his sharp features and highlighted hair.

Anyway, I must not mix my personal experiences in teaching you how to stalk someone.

2 Find out where Stalkee lives and usually hangs out at

This is necessary for stalking. How can you stalk someone without actually stalking?!

Finding out where he usually hangs or lives, it might mean that you have to either find out by yourself or with help of others which leads to

3 Tell some of your friends so they can help

Make sure you let some of your friends in onto the act so that they can help you stalk him efficiently. You might accidentally miss out on your stalkee when he walks by but ten pairs of eyes can’t miss him!

4 Tools of stalking

These include the handy dandy camera phone (Silent mode please), a camera (digital or not) or anything that you can use to take a sweet picture of your stalkee chewing his food

e.g.

or having a meal with his mates

e.g.

or picking his nose

or barfing

sorry, no example pictures. I’m not that sick. Plus no opportunities anyway.

5 Be friends with stalkee’s friends

So you can know where he is and when you can accidentally bump into him looking at your most fabulous.

that's all for now!

Tata!

Sharon called me up in the afternoon and planned to see “Peter Pan” (A semi-famous Indonesian group) in KBSRC. Alex would be taking us, along with her boyfriend Ming Heng and her twin, Alice and her boyfriend would be going as well.

They were suppose to turn up early and hang at my place before we went for dinner then the concert. Alas, after two hours or waiting, there was a call from Sharon who whispered to me about Alex’s car which had broken down. AGAIN!

Luckily, they found someone to drop us at my place before Alice’s boyfriend; Jum (I think that’s his name) came and picked us up.

He dropped us off at a restaurant where we had a candlelit dinner. No kidding okay?

I wasn’t very hungry and took the egg and cheese sandwich which was $3 dollars. Now that I think of it, the tomato-egg sandwich in Hong Kong Central in Klang isn’t all that expensive being priced at RM3.50

Oh my gosh! I ate a RM6.60 sandwich!

Suddenly everything looked cheaper as I forget that I’m in Brunei and everything is actually doubled the cost back in Klang. At first I was constantly shocked at prices in Malaysia and had to constantly remind myself that everything was half-priced.

Anyway, enough about what I ate. We had a good time chatting. I liked it. It was great until Ming Heng got pepper into my eye. It was only one grain but it hurt!

I didn’t really complain much though as it found itself to the side of my eye and eventually out of my eye.

He’s so naughty sometimes. He’s really like a kid. But he loves Alex so much.

I suppose Sharon and I were kinda jealous.

They are so sweet together that I sometimes want a loving relationship like that too. But I’m having fun single so I think I’ll enjoy it while I can.

I can eye anyone I want!

Wait, I did that when I was with Roger. But he wasn’t around me physically and he sure doesn’t work hard at trying to make me aware of his love despite his absence.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder?

How I wished.

No wonder I don’t feel guilty when I notice other guys. Hmm… or maybe it’s because I’m unfaithful? I do get bored easily, I suppose.

Wonder if my next relationship will outlast the last one?

My first relationship lasted for 8 months, and with Roger it lasted 10 months, so what does that make the next one?

What?

12?

12 days?

Anyway, I don’t wanna talk about this anymore. I get so worked up that he doesn’t put any effort that it gives me a headache.

Oh wait, it was from the lack of oxygen in the concert field.

Short people like me have it bad. I mean, we can’t see the concert stage properly plus we have to suffer the lack of oxygen.

The first few hours were filled with people who did their very best to impress us but I suppose that to Bruneians, you’re nobody up there if you’re not somebody.

We’re only worked up when the real star, Ah Pek went up there.

He was truly utterly cool and funny. He totally rocks! He kept us laughing and I didn’t mind all the strenuous standing and neck stretching.

Do you think my neck has grown an inch or so longer? I keep banging my head when I tried to get through doors.

Anyway, Ah Pek ROCKS!

Deadly Women : Obsession

No, I’m not one of them, unfortunately.

Deadly? I could try.

A woman? In a few more years… perhaps.

Watched it on Discovery Channel about female serial killers who are unstoppable because of their high status and power.

I liked one story particularly. I cannot remember her name but she was a wealthy, well-bred (perhaps they forgot to teach her that killing was wrong), charming and beautiful lady who killed all her suitors by inviting them for dinner. She laced her meals with arsenic or something like that. Forgive me, I have a poor memory.

Anyway, after her victim dies, she would drag him into her basement where she has a zinc coffin waiting for him. She kept her basement at a suitable damp environment which would preserve her kill as long as possible before she would strike again.

Why she did this?

She had two ex-husbands. The first cheated on her.

Ouch!

Instead of moving on, the wound was too deep for her and she could not forgive and forget. Part of why I liked her was because she was intelligent. Insane, psychopathic and yadda yadda but she was really intelligent.

She would only seduce married men. Because her first husband cheated on her and so, she hated unfaithful married men and lured them to her because she probably felt that they didn’t deserve neither their wives nor their lives.

But also because they are married, they were not able to tell ANYONE that they were having dinner with a beautiful, wealthy widow, could they?

I couldn’t remember what happened to her but they found 35 zinc coffins all in all in her basement. Among them… her two missing husbands.

Back to boring reality...

Went out with Sharon, Alex Wong, Soo Hui and Mei San for lunch yesterday.

Unfortunately Soo Hui and Mei San left a little earlier than expected so Alex, Sharon and I hung out for a bit.

I realized how different we all were already.

Soo Hui is much more straight-forward and laid-back. I'm not sure if I like that.

Alex is getting more girlie. She used to hate pink but she was wearing PINK and a skirt.

I haven't seen any of my SIT mates online.... well... the ones that I like that is.

I suppose everyone is busy holiday-ing.

My friends are all busy preparing for their qualifyings.

Where does that leave lil ol’ me?

Home. Alone. *gasp in absolute shock*

(And I wonder why Yong Hwee calls me a Drama Queen)

At least I have my F4 "meteor garden" series and a face pack on right now. I need to chill and enjoy. I did do some studying though which surprised me. I'm proud of myself.

I'm in constant fear of my Bio results though.

Did a little exercise this morning. Managed to wake up early. Hurray!! It took a week’s worth of training myself but it paid off! I woke at 8.30 am!! Shocking! On a non school day! On a holiday!!

Opps… now enjoying 2 mini butter buns. Think they’ll play havoc on the exercise I tried just now.

ARGH! Every thing needs will power.

Mastered it I have not.

Have not seen my pretty boy eye candy Jen Hong at all.

Here's a cute picture of him. Isn't he just cute?!

Meowww!

+ Lesson of the day: +

Never try to hold a banana and a mug of hot tea all together in one hand. Very painful.